I found a website today that you might like:
http://www.cuebon.com/ewriters/English.html
I found this poem on the website. See if you can understand it.
So you know what to do, I will show you the first verse:
Spell Checker Poem
I have a spelling checker - (I have a spelling checker)
It came with my pee cee (it came with my PC)
It plane lee marks four my revue (it plainly marks for my review)
Miss steaks aye can knot sea (mistakes I cannot see)
Eye ran this poem threw it, (I ran this poem through it)
Your sure reel glad two no. (You're sure real glad to know)
Its vary polished in it's weigh - (It's very polished in its way)
My checker tolled me sew. (My checker told me so)
A checker is a bless sing. (A checker is a blessing)
It freeze yew lodes of thyme. (It frees you loads of time)
It helps me awl stiles two reed, (It helps me all styles to read)
And aides me when aye rime. (And aids me when I rhyme)
To rite with care is quite a feet (To write with care is quite a feat)
Of witch won should be proud. (Of which one should be proud)
And wee mussed dew the best wee can, (And we must do the best we can)
Sew flaws are knot aloud. (So flaws are not allowed)
And now bee cause my spelling (And now because of my spelling)
Is checked with such grate flare, (Is checked with such great flair)
Their are know faults with in my cite; (Their are now faults within my sight)
Of non eye am a wear. (Of none I am aware)
Each frays come posed up on my screen (Each phrase composed upon my screen)
Eye trussed to be a joule. (I trust to be a jewel)
The checker poured o'er every word (The checker poured over every word)
To cheque sum spelling rule. (To check some spelling rule)
That's why aye brake in two averse (That's why I break into a verse)
By righting wants too pleas. (By writing wants to please)
Sow now ewe sea why aye dew prays (So now you see why I do praise)
Such soft wear for pea seas! (Such software for PCs)
-- Author Unknown
Bye for now
Alan
